u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The air was thick with penises
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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