Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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