Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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