The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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