It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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