An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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