My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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