We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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