living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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