singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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