the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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