Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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