I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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