I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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