well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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