I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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