Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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