I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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