I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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