Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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