so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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