How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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