Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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