I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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