There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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