the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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