I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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