The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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