He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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