FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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