So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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