We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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