She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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