Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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