I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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