So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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