There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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