Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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