You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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