I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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