dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This is the high leading the old right now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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