I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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