I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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