I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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