If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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