Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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