she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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