he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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