She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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