I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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